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A few weeks ago, a friend asked me what the biggest age gap between myself and any of my “lovers” was. I thought about it, and the answer was somewhere around two to three years. Ah, well, that’s all taken care of because this weekend, I hooked up with someone who is at least twenty […]
Traveling is fun. It’s one of my favorite things about young adulthood. I traveled minimally throughout college, nearly always opting for road trips, with an occasional plane ride for a required event or two. Now, as a young professional (if you can call whatever I do “professional”), I find myself planning weekend getaways facilitated by […]
It’s been about a week since the hot guy at my gym talked to me. Why hasn’t he asked me to marry him yet? Doesn’t he know I get tired of waiting?
I always hate it when I’ve been texting with a guy and then about two days later, photos surface on Facebook of him obviously in more-than-friends embraces with other women. One, that makes me chopped liver and cheap amusement, and two, that means I’ve been wasting my time on a flakey-flake. It also means I […]
This was the article I referred to yesterday. Yes, it’s a flirtationship, stemming from years of inside jokes and a brief period of time where we hooked up. I’m trying to get over that apparently by going on dates with men five years younger than me. Oh God. I’ve reached puma status.
Sometimes, my life feels like the sky just opened up and decided it was a good day to poop on me. It was 10:55PM on a Friday in early February, and one of my relatively-attractive male friends had called in sick to our hang-out session. This normally wouldn’t be a big deal, except I was […]